Life has a habit of booting you in the whatsits
when you least expect it.
The smart money says it involves a kicking - either in the whatsits
or out of the house.
reading, writing and discussing offside thingies and penalty whatsits
with his pals.
"Before it started I would have been freezing my whatsits
off in Newmarket riding three or four horses on the gallops and that would have been it unless you were lucky enough to get a job abroad.
No doubt these gizmos are the dogs' whatsits
but, ye Gods, just think about the size of the instruction manuals.They'll be as thick as War And Peace and about as easy to understand in its original Russian.
You can get your whatsits
squeezed and they'll yank your fingers back off the ball.
Or was it tit-for-tat that ended with a boot in the whatsits
?john traynor (no byline)