Nowadays, it's hard to tell the Rams
grew up in LosAngeles.
resemble their wild relatives, which scientists have also observed participating in homosexual relations.
coach Mike Martz incredibly, ridiculously, let the final 30-plus seconds tick away after gaining a first down at the Carolina 15 despite owning a timeout.
ABO, he said, does not even appoint its own instructors for the RAM
Watching a Rams
game is like watching a Jackie Chan movie in fast-forward.
I'm confident that, if the dollars and cents are close in contract negotiations, our players will decide to remain with the Rams
The one-time nightclub singer isn't exactly these days a revered figure in Los Angeles, where she scandalously mismanaged the Rams
franchise for so many years and became such a despised figure that she was forced into having her financial guru, John Shaw, go through the ungodly spectacle of hustling her team around the country to the highest bidder among NFL-starved cities.
It doesn't figure to be a runaway victory for the Rams
, as were most of their triumphs during a regular season in which they were blessed to have one of the weakest schedules in NFL history, facing only one team, Tennessee, that wound up with a winning record.
Kearse, Tennessee's otherworldly rookie left defensive end, turned Rams
right tackle Fred Miller into Don Knotts in the regular-season meeting between the two teams.
I write this as someone who grew up a Rams
fan in the days when the Rams
belonged to Los Angeles - except in the postseason, when the Vikings absolutely owned them.
Believing that the rams
were moving to higher ground, we climbed the ridge opposite from them.
Sal Martinez, who slept in the glow of a Rams
nightlight as a kid, never stopped being a fan.