The former Liberal Democrat councillor spent six hours sitting on a porcelain
lavatory pan in Stratford and London before successfully convincing developers to reopen public conveniences.
Last month two very strange things happened: in a poll of 500 art experts, Marcel Duchamp's famously displaced urinal was heralded as the most significant work of art of the twentieth century; while a week later, Philippe Starck succeeded in attracting over 500 international 'VIPs' to the unveiling of his latest monstrous work of markitecture: a new X-rated sanitary range and a three-storey
lavatory pan embedded in the facade of Duravit's new Starck-designed design centre in Hornberg.
lWhy did the blonde throw bread down the
lavatory pan? She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
This is scant comfort for the boy who is having his face stuffed down the
lavatory pan in search of the 'pink goldfish'.
The owner of the plastic bottle told the police he got the sulfuric acid from a friend to clean a
lavatory pan and remove rust, they said.
Among my own intake was an explosives expert celebrating the launching of the first Sputnik with an attempt to fire a
lavatory pan into orbit.
