AWOULD-BE county councillor was denied the chance to draw straws
for a place in office after returning officers threw out her complaints of a spoiled ballot paper.
Mr Saunders told yesterday's hearing: "The worst conditions were in the shuttle car and the men I worked with used to draw straws
to decide which unfortunate would work there.
Why don't they simply scrap the football matches altogether and just get teams to draw straws
instead - at least that would stop football's powers-thatbe clutching at them.
When nobody volunteered, the stars were forced to draw straws
- and glamour girl Sam and GMTV chef Gino lost.
He always wants to sing on the way home in the taxi; I'm sure the Castle Cab drivers draw straws
on Saturday nights, I can imagine them saying, 'No, I'm not doing it.
In late March, 2007, we'll get the entire team to draw straws
to see who gets to go Where to film and shoot their next ad and film for the video.