And last night here in Perth, it was the turn of ref Iain Brines to come at him with a big pointy stick
The official kit for a clerk is a pointy stick
and a labrador -you have to provide the thick skin yourself - and we are well equipped with both.
I always carry a shotgun and I always have at least two axes," he boasts before going off to catch a flounder with a pointy stick
and failing dismally.
The cheeky silver fox kept chucking in one-liners about having had fifty quid on the night's football match, gleefully poking a pointy stick
in the ribs of the antis, but still none of them could grasp the notion that it is possible to enjoy one of the nation's favourite pastimes without turning in to a slavering baby-butcherer.
He's poked the Tiger in the eye with a big pointy stick
and now Woods is quietly sharpening his claws while he waits for his chance to pounce.
All those weeks she was in Spain she seemed never to give him a second thought - as she sat idly scratching Frankie Hearts Danny in the sand with a pointy stick
Let's face it, walking a few yards down the course with a pointy stick
has to be nonsense.
The graphics are smooth - detailed tombstones, dead grass and here and there a discarded pointy stick
dying to be used.
But, as we saw last week, it wasn't the toxic candles, the pointy stick
or even, our favourite, the poison dart that did Jim in, but inmate Julie J with a sharpened chunk of ice.