Gaddafi will realise he is facing a big clunking fist
And that requires the big clunking fist
to prove he's on the side of exploited workers - to bash bad bosses, and with them David Cameron.
However, the big clunking fist
, as Mr Blair christened him, is certainly no lightweight.
That leaves many Labour MPs wondering whether a contest between a failed Cabinet Minister and the Big Clunking Fist
of the Chancellor is really the best way to enthuse the voters.
And however much he may dance around the ring, at some point he will come within the reach of a big clunking fist
But the Labour heavyweight's big clunking fist
has started to land a few blows on the Tory lightweight, beating him last week to add to a few victories on points before Christmas.
Mr Atkinson remarked drily: "I see Gordon's Big Clunking Fist
is just as tight as ever.
Tony Blair was right all along - Gordon Brown is the political equivalent of a big clunking fist
Still to come are the pre-Budget report, the Budget itself, and the proposed TV debates with David Cameron, which could yet see the lightweight Tory leader laid out by Mr Brown's fabled Big Clunking Fist
As this column predicted, the big clunking fist
is smashing the lightweight.
And however much you may dance around the ring, at some point you'll come within the reach of a big clunking fist
NEXT week Gordon Brown returns to the political fray with his much-vauntedautumn fightback-but don't expect a knockout blow from the big clunking fist