The Secret Life of a Slummy
Mummy tells the story of Lucy Sweeney, a funny book about motherhood and relationships.
But I am particularly slummy
, somaybeyou're reading this thinking 'of course, that sounds about right'.
Of course, slummy
mummies like me let it slide from time to time and are subsequently crippled by guilt particularly when perfect parents call round only to find you chiselling hardened Weetabix from the kitchen table.
So are you and three pals slummy
mummies looking for a chance to get a tad more yummy?
Neill's previous tome, The Secret Life Of A Slummy
Mummy, was a success, apparently.
DONNA Barrowman has gone from slummy
mummy to super-mammy after asking the Record to give her a makeover.
But there was bad news for troubled pop star Britney Spears, who was named Slummy
Mummy of the Year.
10 (-) The Secret Life of a Slummy
Mummy, Fiona Neill.
I like to keep fit, but I'm not bothered about what I wear at home - I'm a Slummy
Mummy off duty.
How much easier it must have been to be an oldfashioned slummy
mummy, when all you had to do was make sure little Jimmy didn't stick his fingers in any electric sockets or ride a tricycle down the stairs.
How would she turn this slummy
mummy into a yummy mummy?
Houses like Maureen's stand out as bright and well-kept stars in the midst of the slummy