Who better to ask than our model Mhairi, 24, who was daring enough to bare her bum
for this photo-shoot.
While Bryan Porterfield, 23, from Edinburgh, added: "I think she looks great, and her bum
looks very natural.
I've always thought it was my best feature and, without sounding too cocky, people are always telling me that I have a nice bum
We can either buy in to this bum
paranoia, kick- start a gruelling exercise regime and desperately pray for glutes like Jennifer Lopez or simply ignore it.
We're so arse-obsessed that the immortal words, "Does my bum
look big in this?
On the streets of Glasgow, the builders' bum
proved to be still all the rage.
Centuries ago, plump women were considered the height of female beauty, but today's emphasis on smaller, trimmer and more athletic-looking bums
reflects our obsession with fitness.
For those who are counting, there's a mystery bum
- so tune in and find out who it belongs to.
Rugby is a macho sport, but her ad has got everyone - male and female - staring at the players' bums
," he said.
A clear bum
with no marks or blemishes is a good sign - it means what you see is what you get.
And how about putting the photocopier on a swivel so we can photocopy our bums
while standing up?
FRENCH footballers are all promiscuous homosexuals who leer at their team-mates' bums
in the showers.